Some people are addicted to crack. Some people are addicted to sex. Some people are addicted to food. I'm addicted to Facebook. I've been caught in a downward spiral ever since my departure from MySpace.
I know what you're thinking...that I used to rock a sweet mullet. Yes, yes I did.
If you've ever been in a 12-step program (which I assume most of you have), the first step is admitting you have a problem.
Check.
So now I've got to fill my days with more healthy pastimes, like:
- Over-watering my plants, Lucy, Ethel and Mint Plant.
- Drawing pages and pages of skulls in my sketchbook.
- Washing down tubs of garlic hummus with really strong coffee.
- Plucking out all my toe hair with tweezers.
- Planning trips to Budapest.
- Hammering.
All better than checking randos' lame TGIF, cute-thing-my-baby-just-did, and quote of the day status updates. The only downside? How much everyone will miss my awesome and hilarious status updates.
i hate the general public and wish all my friends had hilarious pearls of wisdom to post, like i do.
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