Showing posts with label social media. Show all posts
Showing posts with label social media. Show all posts

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Moving 2011: The Finale (Hopefully)

Moving is terrible. Terrible.

The weather never seems to cooperate for my moves. Mother Nature has her panties perpetually in a wad as my boxes are being hauled up and down the stairs. This time I had a personal raincloud.

From Dallas to DC.


That's right. It literally never. stopped. pouring. rain. for. three. days. A little icing on the cake, the windshield wipers broke somewhere in Alabama. So we got to spend a little time at the Penske repair shop in an *ahem* industrial area of town. Sol and I got to spend three hours on a bench in a tiny room. We really tried to make the best of the situation.

We checked out all the awards.


We did creepy body tricks.


And just as I was at my wits' end and about to break down and eat one of the chocolate mini-donuts from the random sack on the counter, I decided to spew my frustration on Twitter. Wouldn't you know it...Penske's Director of Communications and PR actually responded (and on a Saturday). Snaps, Randy Ryerson, you rock. Moral of the story? Vent via Twitter - it gets results.

But moving on to the high points of the road trip:

  • Multiple stops for the buttery deliciousness of Hardees' biscuits.
  • Road snacks! From Combos to Hostess cakes, nothing unprocessed made its way into the cabin of that truck.
  • Ever had a three-day long caffeine buzz? I have!
  • Who knew gas stations had so many video choices...

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Facebook Hiatus

So I'm on Facebook hiatus.


Some people are addicted to crack. Some people are addicted to sex. Some people are addicted to food. I'm addicted to Facebook. I've been caught in a downward spiral ever since my departure from MySpace.

I know what you're thinking...that I used to rock a sweet mullet. Yes, yes I did.

If you've ever been in a 12-step program (which I assume most of you have), the first step is admitting you have a problem.

Check.

So now I've got to fill my days with more healthy pastimes, like:

  • Over-watering my plants, Lucy, Ethel and Mint Plant.
  • Drawing pages and pages of skulls in my sketchbook.
  • Washing down tubs of garlic hummus with really strong coffee.
  • Plucking out all my toe hair with tweezers.
  • Planning trips to Budapest.
  • Hammering.

All better than checking randos' lame TGIF, cute-thing-my-baby-just-did, and quote of the day status updates. The only downside? How much everyone will miss my awesome and hilarious status updates.